Bryson got a concussion...he died

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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