- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did the old man say? Im old

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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