- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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