- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

A black man has a job.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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