LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Anti Joke

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