- Anti Joke

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

guy walks into a bar, ouch