- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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