whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Shea's sty....

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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