- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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