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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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