- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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