- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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