- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

whats brown and booky a book.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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