- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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