What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A van drives into a car.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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