A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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