A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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