- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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