- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

whats black and large -me

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

A blind man watches TV

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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