Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

WILLYS

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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