What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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