Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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