What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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