Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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