- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

hola said the chinese man

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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