- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

a man makes a bad joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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