- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A car walks into a bar.

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