What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

WNBA

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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