jd and zach loves vigina

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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snowglobe

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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