- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Sixty... eight

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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