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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

You're a big fat monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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