- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Anything involving women..

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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