- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

The child was fired from his job.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Grace Ackerson

Your dads dead. lol

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Lindsay Lohan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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