Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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