- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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