- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

you give like i give lomain

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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