- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

c-? men, C-men

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Refrigerator

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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