What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Your mom is not fat!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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