Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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