- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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