- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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