- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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