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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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