Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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