- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Dusters blow stuff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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