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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

rocky is here again.......................

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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