- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

2 + 2 = 4

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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