- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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