Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Anti Joke

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