A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What? Yes.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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