- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Apple juice.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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