How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

knock knock who's there? faith

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Two women were sitting quietly.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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