A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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