- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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