- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

i have a christmas tree.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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