- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

the lemon was sweet.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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