Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Jews

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Anti Joke

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