- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Your're racist.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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