yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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