- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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