wanna hear a joke? i dont

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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