- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

JUST KIDDING^

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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