- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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