- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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