There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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