Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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