Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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