How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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CHORGLUND

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A train poops its pants.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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