What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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ecks! why zee?

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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