What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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