- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

I agree to the terms and conditions

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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